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2012-10-15

Original: 2012-10-15 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

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Title banner: SMBC PRESENTS: FILM GEEK GOES TO A FORTUNE TELLER

Panel 1: A red-haired man (shown in profile from behind) sits across from a hooded fortune teller who hovers her hands over a green crystal ball.
Fortune teller: I foresee you becoming so obsessed with experiencing media in just the right way that it will poison your ability to enjoy it.

Panel 2: Close-up of the red-haired man, face scrunched in anguish, fingers jammed in his ears.
Man: SPOILERS! SPOILERS!

Votey:
The fortune teller (off-panel) and the red-haired man continue.
Fortune teller: You can prevent it.
Man (eyes shut, grimacing): SPOILERS!

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A two-panel SMBC comic titled "SMBC PRESENTS: FILM GEEK GOES TO A FORTUNE TELLER." Panel one: a red-haired man, seen from behind, sits facing a hooded fortune teller leaning over a glowing green crystal ball. She says, "I foresee you becoming so obsessed with experiencing media in just the right way that it will poison your ability to enjoy it." Panel two: a close-up of the man, eyes squeezed shut and fingers plugging his ears, shouting "SPOILERS! SPOILERS!" -- he treats the prediction about his own future as a spoiler to be avoided. Votey aftercomic (black-and-white sketch): the fortune teller adds, "You can prevent it," and the man, still grimacing with ears covered, again yells "SPOILERS!", refusing to hear how to avoid his fate.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.