2012-09-27
Original: 2012-09-27 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Main comic:
A dim bedroom scene. A woman with dark hair and round glasses and a man with dark hair (also wearing round glasses) face each other, both apparently undressed.
Man: DO I NEED TO WEAR A CONDOM?
Woman: NEED TO? NO.
Caption (below panel): 90% of pregnancies among computer scientists begin with literal phrase interpretation.
Votey:
The same two characters, drawn in a loose black-and-white sketch. The woman looks alarmed/wide-eyed.
Woman: SO WE'RE SAFE?
Man: YEAH?
A dim bedroom scene. A woman with dark hair and round glasses and a man with dark hair (also wearing round glasses) face each other, both apparently undressed.
Man: DO I NEED TO WEAR A CONDOM?
Woman: NEED TO? NO.
Caption (below panel): 90% of pregnancies among computer scientists begin with literal phrase interpretation.
Votey:
The same two characters, drawn in a loose black-and-white sketch. The woman looks alarmed/wide-eyed.
Woman: SO WE'RE SAFE?
Man: YEAH?
Alt text
A dim bedroom. A woman with dark hair and round glasses and a man with round glasses face each other, both undressed. The man asks, "Do I need to wear a condom?" The woman replies, "Need to? No." A caption reads: "90% of pregnancies among computer scientists begin with literal phrase interpretation" - the joke being that she answered the literal question (it isn't strictly required) rather than the intended one (whether he should use one). Votey: the same pair in a rough sketch; the wide-eyed woman asks, "So we're safe?" and the man uncertainly answers, "Yeah?"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.