2012-09-30
Original: 2012-09-30 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Bearded man: I know I shouldn't, but when you use a dildo, I feel inadequate.
Woman with reddish hair: Oh, honey. Why? You know it isn't the same.
Panel 2:
Bearded man: I do know. The dildo is made of plastic. Plastic is a petroleum product.
Panel 3:
Bearded man: Petroleum products are made of the remains of ancient megafauna like Tyrannosaurus, woolly mammoth and the saber-tooth tiger.
Panel 4:
Bearded man: So you can either have sex with little hairless primate me, or with trillions of the mightiest hunters that ever dominated the planet.
Panel 5:
Woman: Wow. I never thought of myself as a dinosexual.
Bearded man: All women are at least a little.
Votey:
Bearded man (wearing glasses): It's actually mostly dead algae.
Woman: Ewww
Bearded man: I know I shouldn't, but when you use a dildo, I feel inadequate.
Woman with reddish hair: Oh, honey. Why? You know it isn't the same.
Panel 2:
Bearded man: I do know. The dildo is made of plastic. Plastic is a petroleum product.
Panel 3:
Bearded man: Petroleum products are made of the remains of ancient megafauna like Tyrannosaurus, woolly mammoth and the saber-tooth tiger.
Panel 4:
Bearded man: So you can either have sex with little hairless primate me, or with trillions of the mightiest hunters that ever dominated the planet.
Panel 5:
Woman: Wow. I never thought of myself as a dinosexual.
Bearded man: All women are at least a little.
Votey:
Bearded man (wearing glasses): It's actually mostly dead algae.
Woman: Ewww
Alt text
A five-panel comic of a conversation between a bearded man and a woman with reddish hair. Panel 1: The man says, "I know I shouldn't, but when you use a dildo, I feel inadequate." She replies, "Oh, honey. Why? You know it isn't the same." Panel 2: He says, "I do know. The dildo is made of plastic. Plastic is a petroleum product." Panel 3: "Petroleum products are made of the remains of ancient megafauna like Tyrannosaurus, woolly mammoth and the saber-tooth tiger." Panel 4: "So you can either have sex with little hairless primate me, or with trillions of the mightiest hunters that ever dominated the planet." Panel 5: The woman smiles and says, "Wow. I never thought of myself as a dinosexual." He answers, "All women are at least a little." Votey aftercomic: the man, now wearing glasses, corrects himself: "It's actually mostly dead algae." The woman recoils and says, "Ewww."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.