2012-08-08
Original: 2012-08-08 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Mother: OKAY, SWEETIE IT'S UH... IT'S TIME WE HAD THE SEX TALK.
Panel 2:
Mother (holding a USB cable connected to a laptop): MEN AND WOMEN ARE LIKE... UH... LIKE... LIKE THIS USB CABLE!
Panel 3:
Mother (to her young red-haired daughter sitting on a couch): THE, UH... THE BOYS ARE LIKE THIS PART AND THE, UH... GIRLS ARE LIKE THAT PART.
Panel 4:
Daughter: I THINK I GET IT.
Panel 5 (banner: 5 YEARS LATER...):
The now-teenage daughter is with a partner in a dimly lit room with a USB cable on the table.
Daughter: UH... SHOULD I MAYBE SLOW DOWN?
Partner: NAH. IF YOU TRY THREE TIMES, IT'LL GO IN.
Votey:
A woman (the daughter) lies in bed.
Partner (off-panel): DAMMIT. TRY FLIPPING OVER.
Mother: OKAY, SWEETIE IT'S UH... IT'S TIME WE HAD THE SEX TALK.
Panel 2:
Mother (holding a USB cable connected to a laptop): MEN AND WOMEN ARE LIKE... UH... LIKE... LIKE THIS USB CABLE!
Panel 3:
Mother (to her young red-haired daughter sitting on a couch): THE, UH... THE BOYS ARE LIKE THIS PART AND THE, UH... GIRLS ARE LIKE THAT PART.
Panel 4:
Daughter: I THINK I GET IT.
Panel 5 (banner: 5 YEARS LATER...):
The now-teenage daughter is with a partner in a dimly lit room with a USB cable on the table.
Daughter: UH... SHOULD I MAYBE SLOW DOWN?
Partner: NAH. IF YOU TRY THREE TIMES, IT'LL GO IN.
Votey:
A woman (the daughter) lies in bed.
Partner (off-panel): DAMMIT. TRY FLIPPING OVER.
Alt text
A five-panel SMBC comic. A bespectacled mother tells her young red-haired daughter, "Okay, sweetie, it's time we had the sex talk." Holding up a USB cable plugged into a laptop, she says, "Men and women are like... like this USB cable! The boys are like this part and the girls are like that part." The daughter, sitting on a couch, replies, "I think I get it." A banner reads "5 years later..." In the final panel, the now-teenage daughter is being intimate with a partner on a couch, a USB cable sitting on the table. She asks, "Uh... should I maybe slow down?" The partner says, "Nah. If you try three times, it'll go in" — the well-known frustration of plugging in a USB cable on the first try. Votey: a black-and-white panel of the woman lying down while her off-panel partner says, "Dammit. Try flipping over."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.