2012-08-10
Original: 2012-08-10 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1: A blonde, winged angel speaks upward toward a large glowing yellow oval (representing God / a divine presence) floating in the sky.
Angel: "GOD! THE HUMANS ARE TOO PRIDEFUL!"
God (yellow oval): "WHAT?!"
Panel 2: Close-up of the glowing yellow divine oval.
God: "VERY WELL."
Panel 3: The angel grins next to the divine oval.
God: "GIVE THEM ALL BUTTS!"
Panel 4: Two humans (a bearded man and another long-haired man) stand on a green hillside, looking distressed, with the giant glowing divine presence looming beside them.
First human: "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!"
God (offscreen, laughing): "MOSTLY FAT AND LEAKAGE. HAHAHAHA!"
Panel 5: A group of robed clergy (cardinals in red caps and a bishop in a tall mitre) sit around a table in a dim red chamber.
Bishop: "YOU KNOW WHAT... LET'S SAY THAT PART ISN'T CANON."
Votey: A bearded man and a smiling person wearing glasses sit close together (in bed). The bearded man, delighted, says: "HA! DO THE ONE ABOUT BUTTS!"
Angel: "GOD! THE HUMANS ARE TOO PRIDEFUL!"
God (yellow oval): "WHAT?!"
Panel 2: Close-up of the glowing yellow divine oval.
God: "VERY WELL."
Panel 3: The angel grins next to the divine oval.
God: "GIVE THEM ALL BUTTS!"
Panel 4: Two humans (a bearded man and another long-haired man) stand on a green hillside, looking distressed, with the giant glowing divine presence looming beside them.
First human: "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!"
God (offscreen, laughing): "MOSTLY FAT AND LEAKAGE. HAHAHAHA!"
Panel 5: A group of robed clergy (cardinals in red caps and a bishop in a tall mitre) sit around a table in a dim red chamber.
Bishop: "YOU KNOW WHAT... LET'S SAY THAT PART ISN'T CANON."
Votey: A bearded man and a smiling person wearing glasses sit close together (in bed). The bearded man, delighted, says: "HA! DO THE ONE ABOUT BUTTS!"
Alt text
A five-panel comic. A blonde winged angel calls up to a glowing yellow oval representing God: "God! The humans are too prideful!" God replies, "What?!" then "Very well." The angel grins as God declares, "Give them all butts!" Two distressed humans on a hillside look down at themselves; one cries "What the hell is this?!" while God laughs, "Mostly fat and leakage. Hahaha!" In the final panel, a group of cardinals and a bishop sit around a table in a dark red chamber, and the bishop says, "You know what... let's say that part isn't canon." Votey: a bearded man cuddled close to a smiling bespectacled person grins and says, "Ha! Do the one about butts!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.