2012-08-05
Original: 2012-08-05 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
First man (light brown hair): How can you be anti-gay when the universe is held together by the gay force?
Panel 2:
Second man (dark hair): What? There's no "gay force."
First man: Uh... it's called gravity.
Panel 3:
First man: Think about it. It's a force of attraction where like attracts like.
Panel 4:
First man: It's a force with only one pole!
Panel 5:
First man: A lot of the most attractive users are flaming.
Second man: Holy shit. Look at the magnitude of that curvature. Let's get over there now!
Panel 6:
First man: Heck, "gay" is even in its name. G-r-A-v-i-t-y.
Second man: Oh my god. You're right.
Panel 7 (labeled LATER):
First man: How'd it go?
Second man: Check the news.
Panel 8:
Newsness.com headline:
ANTI-GAY FACTIONS ALL GO TO SPACE
Votey:
Woman: Bad news, captain. Our rocket is shaped like a wiener.
Man: DAMN.
First man (light brown hair): How can you be anti-gay when the universe is held together by the gay force?
Panel 2:
Second man (dark hair): What? There's no "gay force."
First man: Uh... it's called gravity.
Panel 3:
First man: Think about it. It's a force of attraction where like attracts like.
Panel 4:
First man: It's a force with only one pole!
Panel 5:
First man: A lot of the most attractive users are flaming.
Second man: Holy shit. Look at the magnitude of that curvature. Let's get over there now!
Panel 6:
First man: Heck, "gay" is even in its name. G-r-A-v-i-t-y.
Second man: Oh my god. You're right.
Panel 7 (labeled LATER):
First man: How'd it go?
Second man: Check the news.
Panel 8:
Newsness.com headline:
ANTI-GAY FACTIONS ALL GO TO SPACE
Votey:
Woman: Bad news, captain. Our rocket is shaped like a wiener.
Man: DAMN.
Alt text
An eight-panel comic. A light-haired man tells a dark-haired man, "How can you be anti-gay when the universe is held together by the gay force?" The other replies there's no gay force, and the first says, "Uh... it's called gravity." He builds the argument: gravity is a force of attraction where like attracts like, a force with only one pole, and "a lot of the most attractive users are flaming" (i.e. stars). The dark-haired man, now excited, exclaims about the magnitude of that curvature and says they should get over there now. The first man notes that "gay" is even hidden in the spelling of g-r-A-v-i-t-y, and the other agrees in amazement. Labeled LATER, one asks how it went; the other says to check the news. A website, Newsness.com, shows the headline: "ANTI-GAY FACTIONS ALL GO TO SPACE." Votey: a black-and-white panel of a woman telling a man, "Bad news, captain. Our rocket is shaped like a wiener." The man flatly replies, "DAMN."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.