2012-08-01
Original: 2012-08-01 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
An angry man with reddish, flame-like hair, scowling and pointing accusingly, leans toward a young blonde girl with a ponytail. He says, in a large speech bubble:
Man: THERE IS CARBON IN YOUR BODY THAT WAS *SHAT* OUT OF *HITLER'S ASS*.
Caption below panel:
Nobody liked Evil Carl Sagan.
Votey:
A smiling man (drawn in a loose, sketchy style) gestures while speaking:
Man: TO GET DYSENTERY, YOU MUST FIRST CREATE THE UNIVERSE.
An angry man with reddish, flame-like hair, scowling and pointing accusingly, leans toward a young blonde girl with a ponytail. He says, in a large speech bubble:
Man: THERE IS CARBON IN YOUR BODY THAT WAS *SHAT* OUT OF *HITLER'S ASS*.
Caption below panel:
Nobody liked Evil Carl Sagan.
Votey:
A smiling man (drawn in a loose, sketchy style) gestures while speaking:
Man: TO GET DYSENTERY, YOU MUST FIRST CREATE THE UNIVERSE.
Alt text
A man with reddish flame-like hair, his face twisted in an angry scowl, leans toward a young blonde girl with a ponytail and jabs a finger at her. His speech bubble reads: "THERE IS CARBON IN YOUR BODY THAT WAS SHAT OUT OF HITLER'S ASS." A caption beneath the panel reads: "Nobody liked Evil Carl Sagan." The joke twists Carl Sagan's famous cosmic-wonder lines into something menacing and gross. Votey (aftercomic): a loosely sketched smiling man gestures and says, "TO GET DYSENTERY, YOU MUST FIRST CREATE THE UNIVERSE," parodying Sagan's line "If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.