2012-07-06
Original: 2012-07-06 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (single panel):
A bearded man with long brown hair wearing white robes and a purple sash, with a yellow halo behind his head (depicted as Jesus), speaks to a man whose face is shown in large profile in the foreground.
Jesus: Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
Foreground man: I have a fetish for being surprised at night by men dressed as anatomically correct porpoises.
Jesus: Well, there are limits to-
Jesus: Seeya later!
Caption (below panel): There is no such thing as a perfect ethical law.
Votey:
The haloed bearded man (Jesus) stands outdoors at night under a starry sky, clutching his robes, looking nervous and wide-eyed as if anxiously waiting and on guard.
A bearded man with long brown hair wearing white robes and a purple sash, with a yellow halo behind his head (depicted as Jesus), speaks to a man whose face is shown in large profile in the foreground.
Jesus: Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
Foreground man: I have a fetish for being surprised at night by men dressed as anatomically correct porpoises.
Jesus: Well, there are limits to-
Jesus: Seeya later!
Caption (below panel): There is no such thing as a perfect ethical law.
Votey:
The haloed bearded man (Jesus) stands outdoors at night under a starry sky, clutching his robes, looking nervous and wide-eyed as if anxiously waiting and on guard.
Alt text
A single-panel comic. A robed, haloed, bearded figure drawn as Jesus tells a man (shown in large close-up profile in the foreground): "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you." The man replies: "I have a fetish for being surprised at night by men dressed as anatomically correct porpoises." Jesus starts to backpedal, "Well, there are limits to-" then abruptly says "Seeya later!" Caption below: "There is no such thing as a perfect ethical law." Votey (aftercomic): Jesus stands outside at night under a starry sky, clutching his robe and looking wide-eyed and nervous, as though anxiously keeping watch for the surprise he now feels obligated to deliver.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.