2012-07-07
Original: 2012-07-07 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1: An orange cat sits facing forward, with a speech bubble above it.
Cat: MOW?
Panel 2: A woman with brown hair, seen from the side/behind, looks back over her shoulder with an uneasy expression.
Panel 3: A close-up of the woman's face against a bright orange-red background. She grimaces, baring her teeth, looking embarrassed and distressed.
Panel 4: An extreme close-up of the woman's eye. Reflected in her iris is the silhouette of the cat watching her.
Panel 5 (bar chart):
Left bar (short, red): TIMES A SIGNIFICANT OTHER HAS SEEN YOU MASTURBATE
Right bar (very tall, orange): TIMES A PET HAS
Votey:
A close-up of the woman, now drawn in a rougher black-and-white style, looking annoyed/embarrassed and speaking.
Woman: LEAVE THE ROOM, FELIX.
Cat: MOW?
Panel 2: A woman with brown hair, seen from the side/behind, looks back over her shoulder with an uneasy expression.
Panel 3: A close-up of the woman's face against a bright orange-red background. She grimaces, baring her teeth, looking embarrassed and distressed.
Panel 4: An extreme close-up of the woman's eye. Reflected in her iris is the silhouette of the cat watching her.
Panel 5 (bar chart):
Left bar (short, red): TIMES A SIGNIFICANT OTHER HAS SEEN YOU MASTURBATE
Right bar (very tall, orange): TIMES A PET HAS
Votey:
A close-up of the woman, now drawn in a rougher black-and-white style, looking annoyed/embarrassed and speaking.
Woman: LEAVE THE ROOM, FELIX.
Alt text
A five-panel comic. Panel 1: an orange cat sits facing the viewer and says "Mow?" Panel 2: a brown-haired woman glances back over her shoulder with an uneasy look. Panel 3: an extreme close-up of her face against a bright orange background, grimacing in embarrassment with her teeth bared. Panel 4: an even closer shot of her eye, with the silhouette of the watching cat reflected in her iris. Panel 5 is a bar chart: a short bar labeled "Times a significant other has seen you masturbate" next to a towering bar labeled "Times a pet has." Votey (bonus panel, rougher black-and-white art): a close-up of the woman looking annoyed and saying, "Leave the room, Felix."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.