2012-07-03
Original: 2012-07-03 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Two people, undressed, in bed at night. A man with reddish-brown hair is seen from behind facing a woman with dark curly hair and glasses who sits with her arms around her knees.
Woman (with glasses): IT BROKE? JUST TAKE IT OFF AND PUT IT ON AGAIN.
Caption below panel: Programmers have a high rate of fertility.
Votey:
A rough black-and-white sketch of the bespectacled woman looking annoyed.
Woman: I'M NOT PREGNANT! TRY JIGGLING THE ULTRASOUND.
Two people, undressed, in bed at night. A man with reddish-brown hair is seen from behind facing a woman with dark curly hair and glasses who sits with her arms around her knees.
Woman (with glasses): IT BROKE? JUST TAKE IT OFF AND PUT IT ON AGAIN.
Caption below panel: Programmers have a high rate of fertility.
Votey:
A rough black-and-white sketch of the bespectacled woman looking annoyed.
Woman: I'M NOT PREGNANT! TRY JIGGLING THE ULTRASOUND.
Alt text
A nighttime SMBC comic. Two undressed people are in bed: a reddish-brown-haired man seen from behind, and a woman with dark curly hair and glasses hugging her knees. She says, "It broke? Just take it off and put it on again," treating a problem like a programmer rebooting a device. Caption beneath: "Programmers have a high rate of fertility." The joke implies her tech-troubleshooting advice was a response to him saying the condom broke. Votey (rough sketch aftercomic): the woman, looking irritated, says, "I'm not pregnant! Try jiggling the ultrasound," again applying flippant tech-fix logic.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.