2012-04-05
Original: 2012-04-05 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A dark-haired woman in a yellow shirt speaks to a man (only the side of his face is visible at the right edge).
Woman: I feel like men judge me because I have small breasts.
Panel 2 (banner label: DESIRED RESPONSE):
A red-haired man in a green shirt responds. The woman's silhouette is in the foreground.
Man: That's sexist! They should care about your MIND.
Panel 3 (banner label: TYPICAL RESPONSE):
The same red-haired man in the green shirt responds, looking sheepish with a hand on his chest.
Man: That's sexist! I PREFER tiny boobs!
Votey:
A black-and-white close-up sketch of the red-haired man's face, looking down with a guilty, awkward, grimacing expression.
A dark-haired woman in a yellow shirt speaks to a man (only the side of his face is visible at the right edge).
Woman: I feel like men judge me because I have small breasts.
Panel 2 (banner label: DESIRED RESPONSE):
A red-haired man in a green shirt responds. The woman's silhouette is in the foreground.
Man: That's sexist! They should care about your MIND.
Panel 3 (banner label: TYPICAL RESPONSE):
The same red-haired man in the green shirt responds, looking sheepish with a hand on his chest.
Man: That's sexist! I PREFER tiny boobs!
Votey:
A black-and-white close-up sketch of the red-haired man's face, looking down with a guilty, awkward, grimacing expression.
Alt text
A three-panel SMBC comic. Panel 1: a dark-haired woman in a yellow shirt tells a man (only the edge of his face shown), "I feel like men judge me because I have small breasts." Panel 2, labeled DESIRED RESPONSE: a red-haired man in a green shirt earnestly says, "That's sexist! They should care about your MIND." Panel 3, labeled TYPICAL RESPONSE: the same man, looking sheepish with a hand on his chest, says, "That's sexist! I PREFER tiny boobs!" The joke is that he agrees it's sexist but for the wrong, self-serving reason. Votey: a black-and-white close-up sketch of the man's face looking down with a guilty, awkward grimace.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.