2012-04-04
Original: 2012-04-04 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A mother (woman with brown hair, seen from behind, wearing a yellow vest over a blue shirt) speaks to her young red-haired daughter in a green shirt sitting on a couch.
Mother: AND THEN ONCE A MONTH, YOU'LL BLEED FROM THE VAGINA FOR THREE TO FIVE DAYS
Daughter (skeptical, half-lidded eyes): OH HA HA. YEAH, RIGHT MOM. NICE TRY.
Caption (below panel): There is a reason women tend to trust their mothers.
Votey:
Header bar: 50%+ OF YOU NOW:
A man with a flat, unimpressed expression looks to the side.
Man: EW.
A mother (woman with brown hair, seen from behind, wearing a yellow vest over a blue shirt) speaks to her young red-haired daughter in a green shirt sitting on a couch.
Mother: AND THEN ONCE A MONTH, YOU'LL BLEED FROM THE VAGINA FOR THREE TO FIVE DAYS
Daughter (skeptical, half-lidded eyes): OH HA HA. YEAH, RIGHT MOM. NICE TRY.
Caption (below panel): There is a reason women tend to trust their mothers.
Votey:
Header bar: 50%+ OF YOU NOW:
A man with a flat, unimpressed expression looks to the side.
Man: EW.
Alt text
A mother, seen from behind in a yellow vest, sits with her young red-haired daughter on a couch and tells her, 'And then once a month, you'll bleed from the vagina for three to five days.' The skeptical daughter, in a green shirt with half-lidded eyes, replies, 'Oh ha ha. Yeah, right Mom. Nice try.' The caption reads: 'There is a reason women tend to trust their mothers' — the joke being that the absurd-sounding fact is actually true. Votey: A small black-and-white panel labeled '50%+ of you now:' shows a man with a flat, disgusted expression saying 'Ew.'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.