2012-04-06
Original: 2012-04-06 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Man (brown-haired, mustache, purple shirt): AIDS is God's way of punishing homosexuals!
Panel 2:
Red-haired boy: How do you know?
Panel 3:
Man: It disproportionately hits gay men over straight couples! Look at the numbers!
Panel 4:
The red-haired boy looks unconvinced/skeptical.
Panel 5:
The red-haired boy looks at a document/printout labeled "CDC.gov" with lines of text on it.
Panel 6 (banner reads "SOON..."):
In a classroom, the red-haired boy raises his hand and asks: Why does God love lesbians so much?
A nun stands at the front of the class looking displeased.
Votey:
Leviticus 18:22 1/2: "But two chicks is totally hot."
Man (brown-haired, mustache, purple shirt): AIDS is God's way of punishing homosexuals!
Panel 2:
Red-haired boy: How do you know?
Panel 3:
Man: It disproportionately hits gay men over straight couples! Look at the numbers!
Panel 4:
The red-haired boy looks unconvinced/skeptical.
Panel 5:
The red-haired boy looks at a document/printout labeled "CDC.gov" with lines of text on it.
Panel 6 (banner reads "SOON..."):
In a classroom, the red-haired boy raises his hand and asks: Why does God love lesbians so much?
A nun stands at the front of the class looking displeased.
Votey:
Leviticus 18:22 1/2: "But two chicks is totally hot."
Alt text
A six-panel SMBC comic. Panel 1: a mustached man in a purple shirt declares to an off-panel red-haired boy, "AIDS is God's way of punishing homosexuals!" Panel 2: the red-haired boy asks, "How do you know?" Panel 3: the man replies, "It disproportionately hits gay men over straight couples! Look at the numbers!" Panel 4: the boy looks skeptical. Panel 5: the boy studies a printout labeled "CDC.gov." Panel 6, captioned "SOON...": in a classroom, the same boy raises his hand and asks a stern-looking nun at the front, "Why does God love lesbians so much?" The joke turns the man's statistics-based logic back on him. Votey (aftercomic): a handwritten note reading "Leviticus 18:22 1/2: 'But two chicks is totally hot.'"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.