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2011-12-03

Original: 2011-12-03 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
A grinning red-haired boy in a green shirt.
Boy: HA! TRICKED YOU INTO DRINKING YOUR OWN BLOOD!

Panel 2:
A bearded man with long brown hair and a golden halo, wearing a white and purple robe (depicted as Jesus), holds a bottle of red wine and looks unimpressed.

Votey:
The same grinning boy holds up a small object in his hand.
Boy: WANT A CRACKER?

Alt text

A two-panel comic. Panel one: a grinning red-haired boy in a green shirt boasts, "Ha! Tricked you into drinking your own blood!" Panel two: a bearded man with a golden halo, depicted as Jesus in a white and purple robe, holds a bottle of red wine and stares back unimpressed, since wine being his blood is exactly the point. Votey: the same boy holds up something in his hand and offers, "Want a cracker?" -- a follow-up jab referencing the communion bread that is Christ's body.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.