2011-11-29
Original: 2011-11-29 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Dark-haired man (mostly off-panel in foreground, talking to a man with reddish-brown hair): My theory is that even though you're an atheist, you still worship. You just worship yourself. You see YOURSELF as all powerful.
Panel 2:
Dark-haired man: Interesting point. Hey, you wanna go see the boobs tree that grows boobs?
Panel 3:
Reddish-brown-haired man: There's no such thing.
Panel 4:
Dark-haired man (now looking annoyed/disgusted): Then I guess your theory is wrong.
Votey:
A woman with glasses: Why would you even want a boobs tree?
A second woman (seen from behind): See, this is the difference between women and men.
Dark-haired man (mostly off-panel in foreground, talking to a man with reddish-brown hair): My theory is that even though you're an atheist, you still worship. You just worship yourself. You see YOURSELF as all powerful.
Panel 2:
Dark-haired man: Interesting point. Hey, you wanna go see the boobs tree that grows boobs?
Panel 3:
Reddish-brown-haired man: There's no such thing.
Panel 4:
Dark-haired man (now looking annoyed/disgusted): Then I guess your theory is wrong.
Votey:
A woman with glasses: Why would you even want a boobs tree?
A second woman (seen from behind): See, this is the difference between women and men.
Alt text
A four-panel SMBC comic. Panel 1: A man with reddish-brown hair, hand to chest, tells a dark-haired man (seen from behind in the foreground): "My theory is that even though you're an atheist, you still worship. You just worship yourself. You see YOURSELF as all powerful." Panel 2: The dark-haired man, smiling slyly, replies: "Interesting point. Hey, you wanna go see the boobs tree that grows boobs?" Panel 3: The reddish-brown-haired man answers flatly: "There's no such thing." Panel 4: The dark-haired man, now scowling with disgust, says: "Then I guess your theory is wrong." The joke: he tries to trap the man into proving his own omnipotence, and is annoyed when reality (no boobs tree) doesn't bend to his will. Votey (black-and-white aftercomic): A woman with glasses asks, "Why would you even want a boobs tree?" A second woman, seen from behind, replies, "See, this is the difference between women and men."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.