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2011-11-30

Original: 2011-11-30 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1 (single panel):
A group of books sits gathered around a campfire in a dark forest at night, like campers telling scary stories. One tall book stands upright behind the fire, lit from below, telling a tale to the others.

Storytelling book: "AND THEN... AFTER THEY HAD RIPPED OUT HALF OF HER PAGES... THEY TURNED HER... INTO A MOVIE!"

Two of the listening books react in horror.
Book (left): "GASP!"
Book (right): "GASP!"

Votey:
A green book stands up on two legs with arms raised, looking frightened/screaming.
Book: "MAAAH!"

Alt text

A nighttime campfire scene in a dark forest, but all the campers are books. A tall book stands behind the fire, lit dramatically from below as if telling a scary story, and says: "And then... after they had ripped out half of her pages... they turned her... into a movie!" Two of the listening books gasp in horror, each with a speech bubble reading "GASP!" The joke: for books, having your story butchered into a film adaptation is the ultimate ghost-story horror. Votey: a green book stands upright on two legs with its arms thrown up, terrified, screaming "MAAAH!"

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.