2011-12-02
Original: 2011-12-02 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Woman with dark wavy hair (blue shirt): MY GOD! I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE!
Panel 2:
Man with brown hair (yellow/green shirt): ME TOO! WE'RE MADE FOR EACH OTHER!
Panel 3 (caption banner: EARLIER...):
The man and woman stand together against a purple background.
Man: I THINK THE IDEA OF "SOULMATES" IS BULLSHIT.
Votey:
The man (drawn in a loose sketch style) speaks: I LOVE YOU IN AN ENTIRELY NON-MYSTICAL WAY.
Woman with dark wavy hair (blue shirt): MY GOD! I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE!
Panel 2:
Man with brown hair (yellow/green shirt): ME TOO! WE'RE MADE FOR EACH OTHER!
Panel 3 (caption banner: EARLIER...):
The man and woman stand together against a purple background.
Man: I THINK THE IDEA OF "SOULMATES" IS BULLSHIT.
Votey:
The man (drawn in a loose sketch style) speaks: I LOVE YOU IN AN ENTIRELY NON-MYSTICAL WAY.
Alt text
A three-panel comic. Panel 1: a smiling woman with dark wavy hair in a blue shirt exclaims, "My god! I thought I was the only one!" Panel 2: a smiling man with brown hair in a yellow-green shirt replies, "Me too! We're made for each other!" Panel 3, labeled "Earlier...": the same man and woman stand side by side looking neutral against a purple background, and the man says, "I think the idea of 'soulmates' is bullshit." The joke: their mutual cynicism about soulmates is itself what makes them feel perfectly matched. Votey (bonus panel): a rough sketch of the man smiling and saying, "I love you in an entirely non-mystical way."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.