2011-11-25
Original: 2011-11-25 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1: At a bar or party. A woman with reddish hair, glasses, and a green dress stands talking and gesturing, holding a drink. A woman with black hair in a yellow shirt sits nearby on a stool, smiling, holding a martini glass. A man in a dark shirt stands in the background. No dialogue shown.
Panel 2: Close-up of a man with reddish-brown hair, smiling confidently.
Man: HEY BABY. LOOKS LIKE YOU COULD USE SOME SEXUAL HEALING.
Panel 3: Close-up of the red-haired woman with glasses, looking unimpressed.
Red-haired woman: I DON'T THINK THAT'LL CURE MY RECTO-VAGINAL FISTULA.
Panel 4: Close-up of the man, now with a deflated, dejected expression. No dialogue.
Panel 5: The red-haired woman and the black-haired woman lean in together, both grinning.
Red-haired woman: WOW! MED SCHOOL IS ALREADY PAYING OFF!
Votey:
Handwritten caption: FUN FACT: FISTULA WOULD BE A GREAT SUPERHERO NAME.
Panel 2: Close-up of a man with reddish-brown hair, smiling confidently.
Man: HEY BABY. LOOKS LIKE YOU COULD USE SOME SEXUAL HEALING.
Panel 3: Close-up of the red-haired woman with glasses, looking unimpressed.
Red-haired woman: I DON'T THINK THAT'LL CURE MY RECTO-VAGINAL FISTULA.
Panel 4: Close-up of the man, now with a deflated, dejected expression. No dialogue.
Panel 5: The red-haired woman and the black-haired woman lean in together, both grinning.
Red-haired woman: WOW! MED SCHOOL IS ALREADY PAYING OFF!
Votey:
Handwritten caption: FUN FACT: FISTULA WOULD BE A GREAT SUPERHERO NAME.
Alt text
A five-panel comic. Panel 1: a party scene; a red-haired woman in glasses and a green dress chats with a black-haired woman in yellow holding a martini, while a man lurks in the background. Panel 2: close-up of a confident smiling man saying, 'Hey baby. Looks like you could use some sexual healing.' Panel 3: close-up of the red-haired woman replying flatly, 'I don't think that'll cure my recto-vaginal fistula.' Panel 4: close-up of the man's face now completely deflated and crestfallen, saying nothing. Panel 5: the two women lean together grinning, the red-haired one saying, 'Wow! Med school is already paying off!' The joke: she weaponizes a gross medical term to shut down a pickup line. Votey (aftercomic): a handwritten caption reads, 'Fun fact: Fistula would be a great superhero name.'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.