2011-09-05
Original: 2011-09-05 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Title: FUN WITH LANGUAGE! EPISODE #6283: HALF-EUPHEMISMS
Panel 1 (header: PREGNANCY)
A smiling woman with a hand on her belly stands beside a small child.
Woman: "Yep. I've got another bun in the uterus."
Panel 2 (header: SEX)
A bearded man in a green shirt gestures while talking to two other people.
Bearded man: "We did the ol' horizontal copulation."
Panel 3 (header: TESTICLES)
A man in a blue polo shirt with a pained expression.
Man: "And then she kicked me! Right in the family balls!"
Panel 4 (header: MALE GENITALIA)
A smiling man in a suit and tie speaks to a woman whose face is in the foreground.
Man in suit: "Would you like to meet my one-eyed trouser penis?"
Panel 5 (header: FIGHTING)
A woman with glasses and a green sweater vest talks to a young boy.
Woman: "Your father and I had words last night."
Panel 6
The young boy stands looking uneasy, saying nothing.
Panel 7
The woman with glasses continues.
Woman: "The most common words were fuck and you."
Votey:
A single panel with the header "ALSO..."
A person with short hair, shown in profile.
Person: "My aunt Flo arrived. She wants me to menstruate."
Panel 1 (header: PREGNANCY)
A smiling woman with a hand on her belly stands beside a small child.
Woman: "Yep. I've got another bun in the uterus."
Panel 2 (header: SEX)
A bearded man in a green shirt gestures while talking to two other people.
Bearded man: "We did the ol' horizontal copulation."
Panel 3 (header: TESTICLES)
A man in a blue polo shirt with a pained expression.
Man: "And then she kicked me! Right in the family balls!"
Panel 4 (header: MALE GENITALIA)
A smiling man in a suit and tie speaks to a woman whose face is in the foreground.
Man in suit: "Would you like to meet my one-eyed trouser penis?"
Panel 5 (header: FIGHTING)
A woman with glasses and a green sweater vest talks to a young boy.
Woman: "Your father and I had words last night."
Panel 6
The young boy stands looking uneasy, saying nothing.
Panel 7
The woman with glasses continues.
Woman: "The most common words were fuck and you."
Votey:
A single panel with the header "ALSO..."
A person with short hair, shown in profile.
Person: "My aunt Flo arrived. She wants me to menstruate."
Alt text
A tall black-and-white-bordered, colored SMBC comic titled "FUN WITH LANGUAGE! EPISODE #6283: HALF-EUPHEMISMS." Each panel has an orange header naming a topic, and a character delivers a euphemism that breaks halfway and reverts to the literal blunt term. PREGNANCY: a pregnant woman beside a child says, "Yep. I've got another bun in the uterus." SEX: a bearded man in green says, "We did the ol' horizontal copulation." TESTICLES: a man in a blue polo, wincing, says, "And then she kicked me! Right in the family balls!" MALE GENITALIA: a smiling man in a suit says, "Would you like to meet my one-eyed trouser penis?" FIGHTING: a woman in glasses and a green vest tells a young boy, "Your father and I had words last night," the boy looks uneasy, and she finishes, "The most common words were fuck and you." Votey (bonus panel, header "ALSO..."): a person in profile says, "My aunt Flo arrived. She wants me to menstruate" — the menstruation euphemism (Aunt Flo) collapsing into the literal word.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.