2011-07-29
Original: 2011-07-29 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A woman with orange hair and round glasses, wearing pink, points a finger at a woman with brown hair in a green shirt.
Orange-haired woman: HEY!! IF YOU DROPPED DEAD TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT GOING TO YOUR FUNERAL!
Panel 2 (brown-haired woman):
Brown-haired woman: HM?
Panel 3 (orange-haired woman):
Orange-haired woman: S-SALLY?
Panel 4 (brown-haired woman, with orange-haired woman in foreground):
Brown-haired woman: MY NAME'S RACHEL.
Panel 5:
A large arrow labeled "NORMAL PERSON" points down at the orange-haired woman, who now looks distressed.
Orange-haired woman: OH MY GOD. I AM SO SORRY.
Panel 6:
A large arrow labeled "GEEK" points down at the orange-haired woman, who now looks angry/defensive against a red background.
Orange-haired woman: TECHNICALLY MY STATEMENT IS STILL VALID!
Votey:
Label at top: ALSO:
The orange-haired woman, looking smug.
Orange-haired woman: YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND 'CAUSE I'M SMARTER THAN YOU.
A woman with orange hair and round glasses, wearing pink, points a finger at a woman with brown hair in a green shirt.
Orange-haired woman: HEY!! IF YOU DROPPED DEAD TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT GOING TO YOUR FUNERAL!
Panel 2 (brown-haired woman):
Brown-haired woman: HM?
Panel 3 (orange-haired woman):
Orange-haired woman: S-SALLY?
Panel 4 (brown-haired woman, with orange-haired woman in foreground):
Brown-haired woman: MY NAME'S RACHEL.
Panel 5:
A large arrow labeled "NORMAL PERSON" points down at the orange-haired woman, who now looks distressed.
Orange-haired woman: OH MY GOD. I AM SO SORRY.
Panel 6:
A large arrow labeled "GEEK" points down at the orange-haired woman, who now looks angry/defensive against a red background.
Orange-haired woman: TECHNICALLY MY STATEMENT IS STILL VALID!
Votey:
Label at top: ALSO:
The orange-haired woman, looking smug.
Orange-haired woman: YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND 'CAUSE I'M SMARTER THAN YOU.
Alt text
A six-panel comic. Panel 1: a woman with orange hair and round glasses in a pink shirt angrily jabs a finger at a brown-haired woman in green, shouting, "Hey!! If you dropped dead tomorrow, I wouldn't even think about going to your funeral!" Panel 2: the brown-haired woman replies, "Hm?" Panel 3: the orange-haired woman, suddenly uncertain, says, "S-Sally?" Panel 4: the brown-haired woman says, "My name's Rachel" — she's confronted the wrong person. Panel 5: a big arrow labeled "NORMAL PERSON" points at the orange-haired woman, now mortified: "Oh my god. I am so sorry." Panel 6: an alternate big arrow labeled "GEEK" points at the same woman, now angry against a red background, insisting, "Technically my statement is still valid!" The joke contrasts how a normal person versus a geek would react to insulting a stranger by mistake. Votey: under the heading "Also:", the smug orange-haired woman adds, "You wouldn't understand 'cause I'm smarter than you."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.