2011-08-01
Original: 2011-08-01 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1: A young girl with brown hair and an angry expression shouts.
Girl: YOU. PEOPLE. ARE. DISGUSTING.
Panel 2: A shirtless man sits on a bed reading a red book. A woman with long brown hair stands in a doorway, looking concerned, as the girl runs off through the doorway.
Man: WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT?
Panel 3: Close-up of the woman with long brown hair, looking sheepish.
Woman: I WAS TIRED, AND ACCIDENTALLY READ HER THE "WHERE DO BABIES COME FROM" PICTUREBOOK BACKWARD.
(Two small inset panels to the right show the man's face, listening with a blank/processing expression.)
Panel 4: The girl, frowning and upset, holds open a pink picturebook while the woman leans over beside her, looking awkward and avoiding eye contact.
Girl: SO... THE MOMMY EATS A BABY WITH HER VAGINA AND THEN SHE AND DADDY CELEBRATE WITH SEX?!
Woman: HM? ER... YEAH... PARTYYYYYY...
Votey:
Black-and-white sketch. The shirtless man leans toward someone (the girl) off-panel with a sympathetic look.
Man: SWEETIE... I'M SORRY. SORRY YOU FOUND OUT THE TRUTH SO YOUNG...
Girl: YOU. PEOPLE. ARE. DISGUSTING.
Panel 2: A shirtless man sits on a bed reading a red book. A woman with long brown hair stands in a doorway, looking concerned, as the girl runs off through the doorway.
Man: WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT?
Panel 3: Close-up of the woman with long brown hair, looking sheepish.
Woman: I WAS TIRED, AND ACCIDENTALLY READ HER THE "WHERE DO BABIES COME FROM" PICTUREBOOK BACKWARD.
(Two small inset panels to the right show the man's face, listening with a blank/processing expression.)
Panel 4: The girl, frowning and upset, holds open a pink picturebook while the woman leans over beside her, looking awkward and avoiding eye contact.
Girl: SO... THE MOMMY EATS A BABY WITH HER VAGINA AND THEN SHE AND DADDY CELEBRATE WITH SEX?!
Woman: HM? ER... YEAH... PARTYYYYYY...
Votey:
Black-and-white sketch. The shirtless man leans toward someone (the girl) off-panel with a sympathetic look.
Man: SWEETIE... I'M SORRY. SORRY YOU FOUND OUT THE TRUTH SO YOUNG...
Alt text
A four-panel color comic. Panel 1: an angry young girl with brown hair yells, "You. People. Are. Disgusting." Panel 2: a shirtless man sits on a bed reading a red book while a worried woman with long brown hair stands in a doorway and the girl storms off; he asks, "What was that about?" Panel 3: a close-up of the embarrassed woman, with two small inset panels of the man's blank face listening; she explains, "I was tired, and accidentally read her the 'Where Do Babies Come From' picturebook backward." Panel 4: the upset girl holds open a pink picturebook as the woman leans over awkwardly; the girl asks, "So... the mommy eats a baby with her vagina and then she and daddy celebrate with sex?!" and the woman mumbles, "Hm? Er... yeah... partyyyyyy..." Votey (black-and-white sketch): the man leans in sympathetically and says, "Sweetie... I'm sorry. Sorry you found out the truth so young..." leaning into the absurd reversed version of reproduction as if it were real.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.