2011-07-31
Original: 2011-07-31 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Old man (bald, with glasses and suspenders, glaring): "When I was growing up things were better! You didn't have to work hard just to pay bills! You could poop wherever you liked and people would clean it up! And whenever you screamed, someone put boobs in your face, and FOOD came out of them."
The younger man and woman on either side of him listen silently.
Caption (below panel): All false nostalgia is essentially the same.
Votey:
The same old man, drawn in a loose sketch style, gesturing emphatically: "And in those days, boobs were as big as yer HEAD!"
Old man (bald, with glasses and suspenders, glaring): "When I was growing up things were better! You didn't have to work hard just to pay bills! You could poop wherever you liked and people would clean it up! And whenever you screamed, someone put boobs in your face, and FOOD came out of them."
The younger man and woman on either side of him listen silently.
Caption (below panel): All false nostalgia is essentially the same.
Votey:
The same old man, drawn in a loose sketch style, gesturing emphatically: "And in those days, boobs were as big as yer HEAD!"
Alt text
An angry bald old man with glasses and suspenders rants to a younger man and woman flanking him: "When I was growing up things were better! You didn't have to work hard just to pay bills! You could poop wherever you liked and people would clean it up! And whenever you screamed, someone put boobs in your face, and FOOD came out of them." A caption below reads: "All false nostalgia is essentially the same." The joke is that his idealized golden age is actually just describing being a baby. Votey: a rough sketch of the same old man gesturing, adding, "And in those days, boobs were as big as yer HEAD!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.