2011-07-26
Original: 2011-07-26 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A young woman with orange hair stands beside an older man (her father) who is drinking from a mug.
Daughter: HELLO, DAD. SINCE I HAVE SO MUCH TIME ON MY HANDS, I'VE DECIDED TO BECOME SEXUALLY ACTIVE, BEGINNING WITH A BOY WHO WILL COME OVER FOR DINNER OFTEN, AND WHOSE POLITICAL VIEWS ARE SO WILDLY NAÏVE, YOU'LL WANT TO STRANGLE HIM WITH HIS OWN CHE GUEVARA T-SHIRT.
Caption below panel: Sally convinced me to buy her that new video game.
Votey:
A grinning young man (the boyfriend) faces the silhouette of the father. The man's t-shirt reads:
MAKE LOVE NOT GENETICALLY MODIFIED ORGANISMS. GO ANARCHY. GO SOCIALISM!
A young woman with orange hair stands beside an older man (her father) who is drinking from a mug.
Daughter: HELLO, DAD. SINCE I HAVE SO MUCH TIME ON MY HANDS, I'VE DECIDED TO BECOME SEXUALLY ACTIVE, BEGINNING WITH A BOY WHO WILL COME OVER FOR DINNER OFTEN, AND WHOSE POLITICAL VIEWS ARE SO WILDLY NAÏVE, YOU'LL WANT TO STRANGLE HIM WITH HIS OWN CHE GUEVARA T-SHIRT.
Caption below panel: Sally convinced me to buy her that new video game.
Votey:
A grinning young man (the boyfriend) faces the silhouette of the father. The man's t-shirt reads:
MAKE LOVE NOT GENETICALLY MODIFIED ORGANISMS. GO ANARCHY. GO SOCIALISM!
Alt text
Main comic, single panel: An orange-haired young woman stands next to her father, who calmly sips from a white mug. In a large speech bubble she says, "Hello, Dad. Since I have so much time on my hands, I've decided to become sexually active, beginning with a boy who will come over for dinner often, and whose political views are so wildly naïve, you'll want to strangle him with his own Che Guevara t-shirt." A caption beneath the panel reads: "Sally convinced me to buy her that new video game." The joke: this is the elaborate threat the daughter uses to extort a video game from her father.
Votey: A grinning young man (the threatened boyfriend) faces the dark silhouette of the father. His t-shirt is covered in slogans: "Make love not genetically modified organisms. Go anarchy. Go socialism!" — confirming the naïve politics the daughter described.
Votey: A grinning young man (the threatened boyfriend) faces the dark silhouette of the father. His t-shirt is covered in slogans: "Make love not genetically modified organisms. Go anarchy. Go socialism!" — confirming the naïve politics the daughter described.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.