2011-07-24
Original: 2011-07-24 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1: A woman with brown hair faces a smiling man with flame-like orange-red hair.
Woman: MAY I INTEREST YOU IN SOME ROUGH SEX?
Panel 2 (header banner: LATER...): The orange-haired man, now shirtless and grinning, stands near a wooden dresser. In the background the woman sits on a bed looking at him.
Man: YOU'RE HAVING SEX WITH MY DRESSER. THAT'S ROUGHLY WHERE YOU ARE!
Panel 3: Close-up of the woman, brown hair, glaring with an annoyed, unamused expression. (No dialogue.)
Panel 4: Close-up of the orange-haired man, shirtless, with a pained, sheepish grimace.
Man: ALSO, MY PENIS IS FULL OF SPLINTERS NOW.
Votey:
A black-and-white panel. A man with a battered, swollen face (black eye, puffy cheek) sits looking dejected.
Off-panel voice: MY GOD, WHAT HAPPENED?
Man: PUNS.
Woman: MAY I INTEREST YOU IN SOME ROUGH SEX?
Panel 2 (header banner: LATER...): The orange-haired man, now shirtless and grinning, stands near a wooden dresser. In the background the woman sits on a bed looking at him.
Man: YOU'RE HAVING SEX WITH MY DRESSER. THAT'S ROUGHLY WHERE YOU ARE!
Panel 3: Close-up of the woman, brown hair, glaring with an annoyed, unamused expression. (No dialogue.)
Panel 4: Close-up of the orange-haired man, shirtless, with a pained, sheepish grimace.
Man: ALSO, MY PENIS IS FULL OF SPLINTERS NOW.
Votey:
A black-and-white panel. A man with a battered, swollen face (black eye, puffy cheek) sits looking dejected.
Off-panel voice: MY GOD, WHAT HAPPENED?
Man: PUNS.
Alt text
A four-panel color comic. Panel 1: a brown-haired woman asks a smiling orange-haired man, "May I interest you in some rough sex?" Panel 2, labeled "Later...": the now-shirtless man grins beside a wooden dresser while the woman sits on a bed behind him; he says, "You're having sex with my dresser. That's ROUGHLY where you are!" Panel 3: a close-up of the woman glaring, deeply unamused. Panel 4: a close-up of the man with a pained, sheepish grimace saying, "Also, my penis is full of splinters now." The joke is a groan-worthy pun on "rough" (rough sex / a rough/coarse wooden dresser). Votey (black-and-white aftercomic): a man with a swollen, beaten-up face sits dejected; an off-panel voice asks, "My God, what happened?" and he answers, "Puns."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.