2011-05-15
Original: 2011-05-15 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Blond college student (smiling broadly): "I never read anything for my classes. I just study an hour before the exam and get an A."
Panel 2:
Blond college student (gesturing at himself with both hands): "I don't remember ANYTHING after the test!"
Panel 3:
Blond college student (smirking, speaking to a bespectacled woman whose profile is visible at the right): "Heh. Universities are a bunch of suckers."
Panel 4:
Bespectacled woman behind a counter: "That's all very interesting. Here's your student loan debt statement."
Blond college student (now holding a sheet of paper): "Oh MAN I hope this is worth it."
Votey:
A shirtless man with curly red-brown hair and a frowning, disapproving expression: "Old man Weiner disapproves of your behavior, imaginary college student!"
Blond college student (smiling broadly): "I never read anything for my classes. I just study an hour before the exam and get an A."
Panel 2:
Blond college student (gesturing at himself with both hands): "I don't remember ANYTHING after the test!"
Panel 3:
Blond college student (smirking, speaking to a bespectacled woman whose profile is visible at the right): "Heh. Universities are a bunch of suckers."
Panel 4:
Bespectacled woman behind a counter: "That's all very interesting. Here's your student loan debt statement."
Blond college student (now holding a sheet of paper): "Oh MAN I hope this is worth it."
Votey:
A shirtless man with curly red-brown hair and a frowning, disapproving expression: "Old man Weiner disapproves of your behavior, imaginary college student!"
Alt text
A four-panel comic. Panels 1-3: a smiling blond college student in a yellow shirt brags, "I never read anything for my classes. I just study an hour before the exam and get an A. I don't remember anything after the test!" Then, smirking at a bespectacled woman, "Heh. Universities are a bunch of suckers." Panel 4: the woman, standing behind a counter, replies dryly, "That's all very interesting. Here's your student loan debt statement," handing him a sheet of paper. The student, now reading it, says, "Oh man, I hope this is worth it" - the joke being that the university gets the last laugh through the debt he owes. Votey: a shirtless man with curly reddish hair and a deeply disapproving frown declares, "Old man Weiner disapproves of your behavior, imaginary college student!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.