2011-04-20
Original: 2011-04-20 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Two men in suits sit at a table, each with a coffee mug. A dark-haired man holds his mug and grimaces.
Dark-haired man: UGH. THIS IS TERRIBLE. I WANT ANOTHER.
Panel 2:
Close-up on the red-haired man, grinning broadly.
Red-haired man: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
Panel 3:
Close-up on the dark-haired man, eyes closed, looking unimpressed and weary.
Panel 4:
Wide shot of both men at the table. The dark-haired man holds his mug and looks deadpan. The red-haired man covers his face with both hands, doubled over laughing.
Votey:
A woman and a smiling man sit close together, the man in the foreground grinning.
Woman: YOUR PENIS IS TINY.
Man: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
Two men in suits sit at a table, each with a coffee mug. A dark-haired man holds his mug and grimaces.
Dark-haired man: UGH. THIS IS TERRIBLE. I WANT ANOTHER.
Panel 2:
Close-up on the red-haired man, grinning broadly.
Red-haired man: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
Panel 3:
Close-up on the dark-haired man, eyes closed, looking unimpressed and weary.
Panel 4:
Wide shot of both men at the table. The dark-haired man holds his mug and looks deadpan. The red-haired man covers his face with both hands, doubled over laughing.
Votey:
A woman and a smiling man sit close together, the man in the foreground grinning.
Woman: YOUR PENIS IS TINY.
Man: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
Alt text
A four-panel SMBC comic. Two men in suits sit at a table drinking coffee. A dark-haired man grimaces at his mug and says, "Ugh. This is terrible. I want another." His red-haired companion grins hugely and shouts, "That's what she said!" A close-up shows the dark-haired man with his eyes shut, looking weary and unimpressed. In the final wide panel the dark-haired man stays deadpan while the red-haired man buries his face in his hands, laughing helplessly at his own joke. Votey: a woman tells a grinning man, "Your penis is tiny," and he gleefully replies, "That's what she said!" — a "that's what she said" joke that backfires into self-insult.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.