2011-04-16
Original: 2011-04-16 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Main comic:
A sperm cell stands at a wooden pulpit, preaching to a congregation of egg cells seated in pews before it.
Preaching sperm: "IF YOU FOLLOW THE LORD IN YOUR SPERMY LIFE, YOU WILL REACH EGG AND MOVE ON TO THE NEXT LIFE! IF YOU DO NOT, YOU WILL GO TO SOCK!"
Votey:
The sperm preacher at its pulpit, with an egg in the foreground.
Preaching sperm: "CAN I GET A SEMEN?!"
Egg: "SEMEN, BROTHER!"
A sperm cell stands at a wooden pulpit, preaching to a congregation of egg cells seated in pews before it.
Preaching sperm: "IF YOU FOLLOW THE LORD IN YOUR SPERMY LIFE, YOU WILL REACH EGG AND MOVE ON TO THE NEXT LIFE! IF YOU DO NOT, YOU WILL GO TO SOCK!"
Votey:
The sperm preacher at its pulpit, with an egg in the foreground.
Preaching sperm: "CAN I GET A SEMEN?!"
Egg: "SEMEN, BROTHER!"
Alt text
A sperm cell stands at a wooden church pulpit, preaching like an evangelical minister to a congregation of egg cells sitting in pews. The sperm sermonizes: "If you follow the Lord in your spermy life, you will reach Egg and move on to the next life! If you do not, you will go to Sock!" The joke maps reproductive biology onto religion: reaching the egg is heaven, ending up in a sock is hell. In the votey aftercomic, drawn in plain black-and-white, the sperm preacher calls out "Can I get a semen?!" (a pun on "amen"), and an egg in the congregation responds "Semen, brother!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.