2011-04-19
Original: 2011-04-19 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Nun (wearing a habit and a gold cross necklace, gesturing with one hand): IF YOU COULD TALK TO BABY JESUS, WHAT WOULD YOU SAY TO HIM? THAT'S TODAY'S WRITING PROJECT.
Panel 2 (labeled "GOOD KID"):
Dear Baby Jesus,
Thank you for forgiving everyone.
Panel 3 (labeled "SMART KID"):
Baby Jesus!
Thank God I got to you before it was too late. In about 30 years, stay the heck away from the Romans!
Votey (labeled "BAD KID"):
Dear Baby Jesus,
2,000 years from now, invest in pets.com
Nun (wearing a habit and a gold cross necklace, gesturing with one hand): IF YOU COULD TALK TO BABY JESUS, WHAT WOULD YOU SAY TO HIM? THAT'S TODAY'S WRITING PROJECT.
Panel 2 (labeled "GOOD KID"):
Dear Baby Jesus,
Thank you for forgiving everyone.
Panel 3 (labeled "SMART KID"):
Baby Jesus!
Thank God I got to you before it was too late. In about 30 years, stay the heck away from the Romans!
Votey (labeled "BAD KID"):
Dear Baby Jesus,
2,000 years from now, invest in pets.com
Alt text
A four-part SMBC comic. Panel 1: A smiling nun in a black habit with a gold cross necklace gestures as she says, "If you could talk to Baby Jesus, what would you say to him? That's today's writing project." The remaining panels are children's handwritten responses on colored paper, each topped with a label. Labeled GOOD KID (cream paper): "Dear Baby Jesus, Thank you for forgiving everyone." Labeled SMART KID (blue paper): "Baby Jesus! Thank God I got to you before it was too late. In about 30 years, stay the heck away from the Romans!" The votey aftercomic, labeled BAD KID (white note): "Dear Baby Jesus, 2,000 years from now, invest in pets.com" — a kid giving the infant Jesus a hot stock tip for the failed dot-com company.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.