2011-05-01
Original: 2011-05-01 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Elderly man (laughing): HAHAHA! THE ROOM YOU JUST WENT INTO WAS A CENTRIFUGE THAT ACCELERATED YOU NEAR LIGHT SPEED! EVERYONE YOU LOVE HAS AGED 70 YEARS SINCE WE ASKED YOU TO GRAB US SOME BEERS! HA HA HA HA HA!
(A group of now-elderly people stand laughing while a younger man holding two beers looks shocked and dismayed.)
Caption: Pranks are way better in the future.
Votey:
A close-up of one of the elderly men, smiling slyly.
Elderly man: ALSO, WE'RE ENSLAVED BY MACHINES NOW.
Elderly man (laughing): HAHAHA! THE ROOM YOU JUST WENT INTO WAS A CENTRIFUGE THAT ACCELERATED YOU NEAR LIGHT SPEED! EVERYONE YOU LOVE HAS AGED 70 YEARS SINCE WE ASKED YOU TO GRAB US SOME BEERS! HA HA HA HA HA!
(A group of now-elderly people stand laughing while a younger man holding two beers looks shocked and dismayed.)
Caption: Pranks are way better in the future.
Votey:
A close-up of one of the elderly men, smiling slyly.
Elderly man: ALSO, WE'RE ENSLAVED BY MACHINES NOW.
Alt text
A man returns from grabbing beers to find the friends he left behind have suddenly become elderly. One laughing old man explains: "HAHAHA! THE ROOM YOU JUST WENT INTO WAS A CENTRIFUGE THAT ACCELERATED YOU NEAR LIGHT SPEED! EVERYONE YOU LOVE HAS AGED 70 YEARS SINCE WE ASKED YOU TO GRAB US SOME BEERS! HA HA HA HA HA!" The younger man, still holding two beers, looks stunned and dismayed amid a group of grinning white-haired people. Caption: "Pranks are way better in the future." Votey: a close-up of one of the elderly men smirking, adding, "ALSO, WE'RE ENSLAVED BY MACHINES NOW."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.