2011-04-28
Original: 2011-04-28 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A shirtless, dark-haired man (Superman) lies in bed with a woman, looking distressed.
Man: "Oh... there must be kryptonite hidden somewhere here. Uh... Damn you, Lex Luthor! You win this ro—"
Woman: "Stop. Just stop."
Caption (below panel): Later in life, Superman refuses to admit he has erectile dysfunction.
Votey:
A bald man (Lex Luthor) throws his head back laughing.
Lex Luthor: "Hahahahaha!"
A shirtless, dark-haired man (Superman) lies in bed with a woman, looking distressed.
Man: "Oh... there must be kryptonite hidden somewhere here. Uh... Damn you, Lex Luthor! You win this ro—"
Woman: "Stop. Just stop."
Caption (below panel): Later in life, Superman refuses to admit he has erectile dysfunction.
Votey:
A bald man (Lex Luthor) throws his head back laughing.
Lex Luthor: "Hahahahaha!"
Alt text
A shirtless dark-haired man, meant to be an aging Superman, lies in bed with a brown-haired woman against a purple background, his face contorted in distress. He says: "Oh... there must be kryptonite hidden somewhere here. Uh... Damn you, Lex Luthor! You win this ro—" The woman cuts him off flatly: "Stop. Just stop." A caption below reads: "Later in life, Superman refuses to admit he has erectile dysfunction." Votey: A bald man, implied to be Lex Luthor, throws his head back and laughs uproariously, shouting "Hahahahaha!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.