2011-03-18
Original: 2011-03-18 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man with dark curly hair sits reading an open book, looking thoughtful.
Man (thought bubble): RELIGION SEEMS SO WONDERFUL. I JUST DON'T BELIEVE GOD WOULD WANT ME TO HAVE IT.
Caption (below panel): Ever wonder why there are so many Jewish atheists?
Votey:
A rough black-and-white sketch of a man being struck/zapped by a jagged lightning bolt, his face contorted.
Caption: (THIS IS GOD'S VERSION OF THE HANDSHAKE)
A man with dark curly hair sits reading an open book, looking thoughtful.
Man (thought bubble): RELIGION SEEMS SO WONDERFUL. I JUST DON'T BELIEVE GOD WOULD WANT ME TO HAVE IT.
Caption (below panel): Ever wonder why there are so many Jewish atheists?
Votey:
A rough black-and-white sketch of a man being struck/zapped by a jagged lightning bolt, his face contorted.
Caption: (THIS IS GOD'S VERSION OF THE HANDSHAKE)
Alt text
A man with dark curly hair sits reading an open book with a doubtful expression. His thought bubble reads: "Religion seems so wonderful. I just don't believe God would want me to have it." A caption beneath the panel asks: "Ever wonder why there are so many Jewish atheists?" The joke frames religious skepticism as itself a kind of faith tradition. Votey (aftercomic): a loose black-and-white sketch shows the same man getting jolted by a jagged lightning bolt, face scrunched. Caption: "(This is God's version of the handshake.)"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.