2011-03-21
Original: 2011-03-21 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A shirtless man with red flame-like hair stands in his underwear, eyes closed, surrounded by computer monitors and a laptop. One hand is raised; the other holds a small device (an external hard drive or mouse).
Man: AND NOW... A TRIBUTE TO SEX.
Caption below panel:
I'm what you call a virtuoso masturbator.
Votey:
A close-up sketch (rough black-and-white line art) of the same man's face and bare shoulders, eyes closed contentedly.
Man: BRAVO, TEAM. BRAVO.
A shirtless man with red flame-like hair stands in his underwear, eyes closed, surrounded by computer monitors and a laptop. One hand is raised; the other holds a small device (an external hard drive or mouse).
Man: AND NOW... A TRIBUTE TO SEX.
Caption below panel:
I'm what you call a virtuoso masturbator.
Votey:
A close-up sketch (rough black-and-white line art) of the same man's face and bare shoulders, eyes closed contentedly.
Man: BRAVO, TEAM. BRAVO.
Alt text
A shirtless man with red, flame-like hair stands in his underwear amid a cluster of computer monitors and a laptop, eyes closed serenely, one hand raised theatrically while the other holds a small device. He announces, 'And now... a tribute to sex.' A caption beneath reads, 'I'm what you call a virtuoso masturbator,' framing the scene as a self-congratulatory performance. In the votey, a rough black-and-white close-up of the same man's blissful, eyes-closed face and bare shoulders, as he says, 'Bravo, team. Bravo.'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.