2011-03-14
Original: 2011-03-14 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Caption (top banner): AFTER CREATIONISTS GOT STICKERS IN BIOLOGY TEXTBOOKS, EXISTENTIALISTS DEMANDED A STICKER IN EVERY FAIRYTALE
Panel 1: An open storybook fills the panel. Visible text on the page reads (partially cut off): "...RETURNE... THAT THE DRAGO..." and continues: "AND THE GOOD PRINCE MARRIED THE PRINCESS AND THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER."
A white printed sticker has been applied to the page over the text, reading: "BUT, OF COURSE, EVERYONE GOES INTO DEATH ALONE."
Votey:
A second small sticker reads: "ESPECIALLY CHILDREN"
Panel 1: An open storybook fills the panel. Visible text on the page reads (partially cut off): "...RETURNE... THAT THE DRAGO..." and continues: "AND THE GOOD PRINCE MARRIED THE PRINCESS AND THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER."
A white printed sticker has been applied to the page over the text, reading: "BUT, OF COURSE, EVERYONE GOES INTO DEATH ALONE."
Votey:
A second small sticker reads: "ESPECIALLY CHILDREN"
Alt text
A top banner caption reads: "After creationists got stickers in biology textbooks, existentialists demanded a sticker in every fairytale." The single panel shows a close-up of an open storybook page. The printed fairytale text says "...and the good prince married the princess and they lived happily ever after." Slapped over the page is a white warning-style sticker that reads: "But, of course, everyone goes into death alone." Votey (aftercomic): a second small sticker that adds: "Especially children."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.