ohyesrobot.ordoliberal.com

2011-03-26

Original: 2011-03-26 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Main comic (a single panel showing a handwritten exam answer):

Question 19:

Cite two causes of the first world war.

(Handwritten answer:)
1. The universal wavefunction
2. The boundary conditions of the universe.

Caption below the panel: Physicists are no longer allowed in history class.

Votey:

Narration (handwritten): PS: Sorry yesterday wasn't a dirty joke -- please accept this customary apology armadillo.

An armadillo wearing sunglasses, speech bubble: "I'M SORRY, BABY."

Alt text

A single comic panel depicting a handwritten exam. Printed text reads: "Question 19: Cite two causes of the first world war." Below it, in messy student handwriting, the answer is: "1. The universal wavefunction. 2. The boundary conditions of the universe." A caption under the panel reads: "Physicists are no longer allowed in history class." The joke is that the physics-minded student traces WWI back to the deterministic initial state of the entire cosmos rather than to any historical event. Votey (bonus panel): handwritten narration says "PS: Sorry yesterday wasn't a dirty joke -- please accept this customary apology armadillo," beside a cartoon armadillo wearing sunglasses that says in a speech bubble, "I'M SORRY, BABY."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.