2011-01-22
Original: 2011-01-22 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man with dark hair and glasses lies on a couch in a dimly lit room, one hand raised in frustration.
Man (thought): WHY DOESN'T SHE LOVE ME?! I KEEP SENDING HER GIFTS AND TELLING HER SHE'S GREAT AND POINTING OUT FLAWS IN HER BOYFRIEND!
Panel 2:
A turtle lies upside down on its back on the ground, legs in the air.
Turtle (thought): DAMMIT! HOW COME I'M NOT GOING FORWARD!? I KEEP MOVING MY LEGS!
Votey:
Text only, in a hand-drawn caption box: THE TURTLE REPRESENTS HOW YOU'RE A PUSSY.
A man with dark hair and glasses lies on a couch in a dimly lit room, one hand raised in frustration.
Man (thought): WHY DOESN'T SHE LOVE ME?! I KEEP SENDING HER GIFTS AND TELLING HER SHE'S GREAT AND POINTING OUT FLAWS IN HER BOYFRIEND!
Panel 2:
A turtle lies upside down on its back on the ground, legs in the air.
Turtle (thought): DAMMIT! HOW COME I'M NOT GOING FORWARD!? I KEEP MOVING MY LEGS!
Votey:
Text only, in a hand-drawn caption box: THE TURTLE REPRESENTS HOW YOU'RE A PUSSY.
Alt text
Two-panel comic. Panel 1: A man with dark hair and glasses sprawls on a couch in a dim room, one hand raised in exasperation, thinking: "Why doesn't she love me?! I keep sending her gifts and telling her she's great and pointing out flaws in her boyfriend!" Panel 2: A turtle lies helplessly flipped on its back, legs flailing in the air, thinking: "Dammit! How come I'm not going forward!? I keep moving my legs!" The visual parallel equates the self-styled "nice guy" with the stranded, cluelessly struggling turtle. Votey (aftercomic): A hand-drawn caption box reads, "The turtle represents how you're a pussy."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.