2011-01-20
Original: 2011-01-20 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man with red hair, holding straws, talks to a Black man in a yellow shirt.
Red-haired man: SEE, I RIGGED IT UP SO I CAN FIRE MILK OUT OF A HOLE IN MY SHIRT BY SQUEEZING A CONCEALED BAG IN MY POCKET.
Black man: WHY WOULD YOU EVER WANT THAT?
Red-haired man: I'M MEETING A CREATIONIST THIS AFTERNOON.
Panel 2:
The red-haired man (seen from behind) now faces a smiling blond man with a mustache.
Blond man: IF EVOLUTION IS TRUE, HOW COME MEN STILL HAVE NIPPLES?
Votey:
Close-up of a startled, wide-eyed man (the creationist).
Man: SIR, YOU HAVE CONVERTED ME.
A man with red hair, holding straws, talks to a Black man in a yellow shirt.
Red-haired man: SEE, I RIGGED IT UP SO I CAN FIRE MILK OUT OF A HOLE IN MY SHIRT BY SQUEEZING A CONCEALED BAG IN MY POCKET.
Black man: WHY WOULD YOU EVER WANT THAT?
Red-haired man: I'M MEETING A CREATIONIST THIS AFTERNOON.
Panel 2:
The red-haired man (seen from behind) now faces a smiling blond man with a mustache.
Blond man: IF EVOLUTION IS TRUE, HOW COME MEN STILL HAVE NIPPLES?
Votey:
Close-up of a startled, wide-eyed man (the creationist).
Man: SIR, YOU HAVE CONVERTED ME.
Alt text
A two-panel SMBC comic. Panel 1: a red-haired man holding straws tells a Black man in a yellow shirt that he has rigged up a way to fire milk out of a hole in his shirt by squeezing a concealed bag in his pocket. The Black man asks why he would ever want that. The red-haired man replies that he is meeting a creationist that afternoon. Panel 2: the red-haired man (from behind) faces a smiling mustached blond man, who asks, 'If evolution is true, how come men still have nipples?' The implication is the red-haired man squirts milk from his shirt-nipple as a comeback. Votey: a close-up of the creationist, startled and wide-eyed, saying, 'Sir, you have converted me.'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.