2011-02-11
Original: 2011-02-11 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Title text (above the diagram): THIS VENN DIAGRAM ILLUSTRATES WHY I WON'T DISCUSS POLITICS WITH MY DOCTOR
Diagram: A Venn diagram with two overlapping circles. The left circle (blue) is labeled A. The right circle (red) is labeled B. The overlapping region in the middle is labeled C.
Legend below the diagram:
A: {PEOPLE I ARGUE WITH}
B: {PEOPLE WHO GET TO TOUCH MY BALLS}
C = {ONLY MY WIFE}
Votey:
FACT: MATH + BALLS = COMEDY GOLD
Diagram: A Venn diagram with two overlapping circles. The left circle (blue) is labeled A. The right circle (red) is labeled B. The overlapping region in the middle is labeled C.
Legend below the diagram:
A: {PEOPLE I ARGUE WITH}
B: {PEOPLE WHO GET TO TOUCH MY BALLS}
C = {ONLY MY WIFE}
Votey:
FACT: MATH + BALLS = COMEDY GOLD
Alt text
A hand-drawn Venn diagram. The heading reads "This Venn diagram illustrates why I won't discuss politics with my doctor." Two overlapping circles: the left blue circle is set A, the right red circle is set B, and their purple overlapping intersection is set C. The legend defines them: A = {people I argue with}, B = {people who get to touch my balls}, and C = {only my wife}. The joke is that the doctor would fall in set B (touches your balls during exams) but you don't want him in set A by arguing politics, since the only person who should be in both is your wife. The votey aftercomic is a small caption box that reads: "FACT: MATH + BALLS = COMEDY GOLD."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.