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2011-02-08

Original: 2011-02-08 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Man with curly brown hair and glasses (to a woman with long dark hair): HEY BABY, ARE YOU STAR TREK? BECAUSE I WATCH YOU EVERY NIGHT IN THE DARKNESS.

Votey:
Woman: YES, I AM STAR TREK.
Woman: I LOVE YOU.

Alt text

Main comic, one panel: A man with curly brown hair and glasses, wearing a blue shirt, stands behind a woman with long dark hair in a purple jacket who looks away with a flat, unimpressed expression. He delivers a pickup line: "Hey baby, are you Star Trek? Because I watch you every night in the darkness." Votey (aftercomic), sketchy black-and-white drawing: the woman, now facing the man, replies "Yes, I am Star Trek," and then, in a small speech bubble, "I love you" — the creepy line unexpectedly works.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.