2011-02-13

A seven-panel comic. A red-haired man in a green shirt and a woman with dark red hair argue about their relationship. She says he thinks she's ugly because they only have sex with the lights off, at night. He insists night is the sexiest time of day. He then holds up a sheet of paper with a scatterplot and says that, according to it, their sex tends to coincide with power outages, lunar eclipses, and days when she gets her eyes dilated, implying she only sleeps with him when she can't see him clearly. Exasperated, she snaps, 'Okay, FINE! You look like crap,' then asks how many times she's told him not to use statistical analysis on their relationship. Smiling, he answers, '496.' Votey: a smiling woman with flowing hair leans in and says, 'Hey baby... guess who has macular degeneration,' the joke being that her failing eyesight means she'll now find him attractive.