2010-09-25
Original: 2010-09-25 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1
Caption (red banner): ASTRONOMY IS THE MOST ROMANTIC SCIENCE.
A bald, bearded man with glasses and a red beard speaks to a blonde woman (seen from behind).
Man: I love you in more ways than there are stars in the heavens.
Panel 2
Caption (red banner): BIOLOGY IS THE LEAST ROMANTIC SCIENCE.
A man in a suit and tie speaks to a red-haired woman (seen from behind).
Man: I love you in more ways than there are sperm in a cup of semen.
Panel 3
Caption (red banner): WELL, UNLESS YOU COUNT ASTROBIOLOGY...
A man with messy brown hair and glasses speaks to a woman (seen from behind).
Man: I love you in more ways than there are sperm in the heavens.
Votey:
Caption (banner): ECONOMICS
A wild-eyed man with glasses and a manic expression shouts.
Man: I AM INCAPABLE OF FEELING!
Caption (red banner): ASTRONOMY IS THE MOST ROMANTIC SCIENCE.
A bald, bearded man with glasses and a red beard speaks to a blonde woman (seen from behind).
Man: I love you in more ways than there are stars in the heavens.
Panel 2
Caption (red banner): BIOLOGY IS THE LEAST ROMANTIC SCIENCE.
A man in a suit and tie speaks to a red-haired woman (seen from behind).
Man: I love you in more ways than there are sperm in a cup of semen.
Panel 3
Caption (red banner): WELL, UNLESS YOU COUNT ASTROBIOLOGY...
A man with messy brown hair and glasses speaks to a woman (seen from behind).
Man: I love you in more ways than there are sperm in the heavens.
Votey:
Caption (banner): ECONOMICS
A wild-eyed man with glasses and a manic expression shouts.
Man: I AM INCAPABLE OF FEELING!
Alt text
A three-panel comic, each panel pairing a science with a romantic line. Panel 1, red banner 'ASTRONOMY IS THE MOST ROMANTIC SCIENCE': a bearded man tells a blonde woman, 'I love you in more ways than there are stars in the heavens.' Panel 2, banner 'BIOLOGY IS THE LEAST ROMANTIC SCIENCE': a man in a suit tells a woman, 'I love you in more ways than there are sperm in a cup of semen.' Panel 3, banner 'WELL, UNLESS YOU COUNT ASTROBIOLOGY...': a man tells a woman, 'I love you in more ways than there are sperm in the heavens'—mashing the two unromantic-romantic styles together. Votey: a banner reads 'ECONOMICS' above a wild-eyed, manic man crudely drawn, shouting 'I AM INCAPABLE OF FEELING!'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.