2010-09-28
Original: 2010-09-28 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man with red flame-like hair and a woman with dark hair are in bed together, having just woken up.
Woman: OH MY GOD! I CAN'T BELIEVE I SLEPT WITH YOU!
Panel 2:
The man, looking offended, leans toward the woman.
Man: HEY! WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME? YOU CAN'T DO BETTER!
Panel 3:
A wider shot of the two in bed, now sitting apart, looking ahead pensively.
Woman: MY GOD, YOU'RE RIGHT.
Panel 4:
The two face each other in bed.
Woman: LET'S OVERLOOK EACH OTHER'S FLAWS, TELL OUR FRIENDS THIS WENT EXACTLY AS PLANNED, AND AGREE TO SLEEP TOGETHER AGAIN EVERY WEEK OR SO.
Panel 5:
Caption banner: SOON...
The man and woman are shown as a smiling married couple. He wears a tuxedo with a rose boutonniere; she wears a white wedding dress and veil and holds a bouquet of flowers.
Votey:
A handwritten note on paper:
"Dear Internet,
Before you send me emails... THESE PEOPLE ARE DOING IT WRONG
<3
ZACH
XOXOXOXO"
A man with red flame-like hair and a woman with dark hair are in bed together, having just woken up.
Woman: OH MY GOD! I CAN'T BELIEVE I SLEPT WITH YOU!
Panel 2:
The man, looking offended, leans toward the woman.
Man: HEY! WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME? YOU CAN'T DO BETTER!
Panel 3:
A wider shot of the two in bed, now sitting apart, looking ahead pensively.
Woman: MY GOD, YOU'RE RIGHT.
Panel 4:
The two face each other in bed.
Woman: LET'S OVERLOOK EACH OTHER'S FLAWS, TELL OUR FRIENDS THIS WENT EXACTLY AS PLANNED, AND AGREE TO SLEEP TOGETHER AGAIN EVERY WEEK OR SO.
Panel 5:
Caption banner: SOON...
The man and woman are shown as a smiling married couple. He wears a tuxedo with a rose boutonniere; she wears a white wedding dress and veil and holds a bouquet of flowers.
Votey:
A handwritten note on paper:
"Dear Internet,
Before you send me emails... THESE PEOPLE ARE DOING IT WRONG
<3
ZACH
XOXOXOXO"
Alt text
A five-panel SMBC comic. Panel 1: a red-haired man and a dark-haired woman lie in bed together, having just woken up; the woman exclaims, "Oh my God! I can't believe I slept with you!" Panel 2: the man, looking insulted, retorts, "Hey! What's wrong with me? You can't do better!" Panel 3: the two now sit apart in bed staring ahead, and the woman concedes, "My God, you're right." Panel 4: facing each other, the woman proposes, "Let's overlook each other's flaws, tell our friends this went exactly as planned, and agree to sleep together again every week or so." Panel 5, under a banner reading "Soon...": the same couple appears as smiling newlyweds, him in a tuxedo with a rose, her in a white wedding dress and veil holding a bouquet, implying that a regretful, low-expectations hookup escalated straight into marriage. Votey: a handwritten note reads, "Dear Internet, Before you send me emails... THESE PEOPLE ARE DOING IT WRONG. <3 ZACH XOXOXOXO."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.