2010-07-27
Original: 2010-07-27 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Title (above the comic): THE QUALITY OF DR. CHAFFIN'S SCIENCE ANALOGIES DIMINISHED PRECIPITOUSLY AFTER HIS TENURE
Panel 1: An old, bald, bearded professor in glasses and a gray jacket stands beside a green chalkboard, lecturing.
Professor: Think of a star as like my penis.
Panel 2: Four students sit in lecture-hall seats, looking at the professor with flat, unimpressed expressions.
A student (off-panel/collective): So...
Panel 3: Close-up on the professor's face, eyes bulging behind round glasses, looking intense.
Professor: Huge.
Votey:
A stark black-and-white close-up of the professor's face, even more intense.
Professor: And magnetic!
Panel 1: An old, bald, bearded professor in glasses and a gray jacket stands beside a green chalkboard, lecturing.
Professor: Think of a star as like my penis.
Panel 2: Four students sit in lecture-hall seats, looking at the professor with flat, unimpressed expressions.
A student (off-panel/collective): So...
Panel 3: Close-up on the professor's face, eyes bulging behind round glasses, looking intense.
Professor: Huge.
Votey:
A stark black-and-white close-up of the professor's face, even more intense.
Professor: And magnetic!
Alt text
A three-panel SMBC comic titled "The quality of Dr. Chaffin's science analogies diminished precipitously after his tenure." Panel 1: an old bald bearded professor in glasses stands by a green chalkboard and says, "Think of a star as like my penis." Panel 2: four students sit in lecture seats with deadpan, unimpressed faces; a flat "So..." hangs over them. Panel 3: an extreme close-up of the professor, eyes wide and bulging, declaring, "Huge." Votey: a black-and-white close-up of the same professor's intense face adding, "And magnetic!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.