2010-07-28
Original: 2010-07-28 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Main comic (single panel):
A close-up of a person's bare lower back and torso, viewed from behind, with their arms raised overhead. Handwritten text is tattooed (or written) across the skin:
Text on skin: "Hope you're enjoying yourself."
Text on skin (a triple integral): ∫₀² ∫_{π/2}^{π} ∫₁² ρ² sinϕ dρ dϕ dθ = ?
Text on skin: "If you don't answer in 30 seconds, this ends."
Caption (below panel): Lady geeks have the best tattoos.
Votey (three black-and-white panels):
Panel 1: Two people lying close together, faces near each other.
Speaker (person on right): "YOU DIDN'T STOP AFTER I ANSWERED WRONG."
Speaker (person on right): "AND I BET YOU LASTED ABOUT THREE TIMES LONGER THAN USUAL."
Panel 2: A close-up of one person's face, eyes wide, looking stunned.
(no dialogue)
Panel 3: The same person, now smiling slightly.
Speaker: "WHOA."
A close-up of a person's bare lower back and torso, viewed from behind, with their arms raised overhead. Handwritten text is tattooed (or written) across the skin:
Text on skin: "Hope you're enjoying yourself."
Text on skin (a triple integral): ∫₀² ∫_{π/2}^{π} ∫₁² ρ² sinϕ dρ dϕ dθ = ?
Text on skin: "If you don't answer in 30 seconds, this ends."
Caption (below panel): Lady geeks have the best tattoos.
Votey (three black-and-white panels):
Panel 1: Two people lying close together, faces near each other.
Speaker (person on right): "YOU DIDN'T STOP AFTER I ANSWERED WRONG."
Speaker (person on right): "AND I BET YOU LASTED ABOUT THREE TIMES LONGER THAN USUAL."
Panel 2: A close-up of one person's face, eyes wide, looking stunned.
(no dialogue)
Panel 3: The same person, now smiling slightly.
Speaker: "WHOA."
Alt text
A webcomic. The main panel is a close-up of a woman's bare lower back and torso seen from behind, her arms raised overhead. Across her skin is handwritten text, as if a tattoo: 'Hope you're enjoying yourself.' followed by a triple integral in spherical coordinates set equal to a question mark, then 'If you don't answer in 30 seconds, this ends.' The caption reads: 'Lady geeks have the best tattoos.' The joke is that the math problem is a challenge to her partner during sex. The votey aftercomic, in black and white, shows two people lying close together. One says, 'You didn't stop after I answered wrong. And I bet you lasted about three times longer than usual.' A close-up shows the partner's stunned face, then the partner smiles and says, 'Whoa.' — realizing the math puzzle worked as a distraction to delay him.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.