2010-07-30
Original: 2010-07-30 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Title banner: DEATH TIP: IF YOU KNOW YOU'RE ABOUT TO DIE, MAKE THE MOST OF IT...
Panel: An elderly man with glasses lies in a bed, propped up on green pillows, with a mischievous grin. His fist is raised toward a young red-haired boy standing at the bedside, who looks shocked. A woman in a teal top and dark jacket stands behind the boy.
Old man: GOT YER NOSE! AND I'M TAKING IT TO THE NETHER WORLD! HAHAHAHAHA!
Votey:
Panel: Two people in conversation, drawn in loose black-and-white sketch style.
Person with glasses: SO WHAT SHIT ARE YOU GONNA PULL WHEN YOU DIE?
Other person (grinning): FAKE TREASURE MAP!
Panel: An elderly man with glasses lies in a bed, propped up on green pillows, with a mischievous grin. His fist is raised toward a young red-haired boy standing at the bedside, who looks shocked. A woman in a teal top and dark jacket stands behind the boy.
Old man: GOT YER NOSE! AND I'M TAKING IT TO THE NETHER WORLD! HAHAHAHAHA!
Votey:
Panel: Two people in conversation, drawn in loose black-and-white sketch style.
Person with glasses: SO WHAT SHIT ARE YOU GONNA PULL WHEN YOU DIE?
Other person (grinning): FAKE TREASURE MAP!
Alt text
An orange title banner reads: "DEATH TIP: IF YOU KNOW YOU'RE ABOUT TO DIE, MAKE THE MOST OF IT..." Below, in a single color panel, a grinning elderly man with glasses lies in a hospital-style bed propped on green pillows. He raises his fist triumphantly toward a shocked red-haired boy at his bedside, while a woman in a teal top stands behind. The old man cackles: "GOT YER NOSE! AND I'M TAKING IT TO THE NETHER WORLD! HAHAHAHAHA!" -- playing the classic kids' "got your nose" trick as his dying act. Votey (black-and-white sketch aftercomic): one person with glasses asks another, "SO WHAT SHIT ARE YOU GONNA PULL WHEN YOU DIE?" The other grins and answers, "FAKE TREASURE MAP!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.