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2010-06-17

Original: 2010-06-17 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Woman with brown hair and glasses: Where do you think that fried chicken came from?
Woman with orange hair: Well!

Panel 2:
Woman with orange hair: There's a giant chicken and a giant deep fryer and they're best friends and every day they hug so hard delicious fried chicken pops out!
(Visual: a chicken hugging a deep fryer with hearts floating above them, and pieces of fried chicken popping out the side.)

Panel 3:
Woman with brown hair and glasses: Okay, nevermind. You are being logically self consistent.
Woman with orange hair: Thankyou.

Panel 4 (banner reads: EARLIER...):
Woman with orange hair (holding a piece of paper at a dinner table): Ugh. Fox hunting is a disgusting sport.

Votey:
Woman with brown hair (off-panel speech): And that fur coat you have... where does that come from?
Woman with orange hair: Coat store!

Alt text

A four-panel SMBC comic. A brown-haired woman in glasses asks an orange-haired woman where her fried chicken came from. The orange-haired woman cheerfully explains there's a giant chicken and a giant deep fryer who are best friends, and every day they hug so hard that delicious fried chicken pops out. A panel illustrates this: a chicken nuzzling a deep fryer with hearts above them and fried chicken pieces flying out. The brown-haired woman says, 'Okay, nevermind. You are being logically self consistent,' and the orange-haired woman says thank you. A final 'EARLIER...' banner shows the same orange-haired woman at a dinner table holding a paper, declaring, 'Ugh. Fox hunting is a disgusting sport.' In the votey aftercomic, the brown-haired woman asks about the orange-haired woman's fur coat, where it came from, and she happily answers, 'Coat store!' The joke is that her cheerful magical-thinking origin stories let her ignore the ethics of where things actually come from, despite condemning fox hunting.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.