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2010-06-18

Original: 2010-06-18 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Nun (Sister Claire): "Ipso facto any time you take out your weewee, POW! God gets poked right in the eye!"

Caption (below panel): Sister Claire had a unique take on the omnipresence of God.

Votey:
An old bearded man (depicted as God): "DICKS!"

Alt text

A stern, elderly nun in a black-and-white habit leans toward a young red-haired boy, hands pressed together, lecturing him: "Ipso facto any time you take out your weewee, POW! God gets poked right in the eye!" A caption below reads: "Sister Claire had a unique take on the omnipresence of God." In the votey, a close-up of an old bearded man (God), looking pained and weary, exclaims in a speech bubble: "DICKS!" — the joke being that an omnipresent God is everywhere, including in the way of every exposed penis, leaving him exasperated.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.