2010-06-13
Original: 2010-06-13 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A woman (off to the left): "WHY ARE YOU MOLESTING BUNNIES?!"
A man with reddish hair wearing round white-lensed goggles: "FOR SCIENCE!"
Caption below the panel:
Proof:
If Time Travel is possible, someone will stop me.
Nobody has stopped me.
Q.E.D. Time travel is impossible.
Votey:
Handwritten list on a note:
3 POSSIBILITIES:
A) Time travel is impossible
B) Future people are dicks
C) Future people are really bad at killing Hitler.
A woman (off to the left): "WHY ARE YOU MOLESTING BUNNIES?!"
A man with reddish hair wearing round white-lensed goggles: "FOR SCIENCE!"
Caption below the panel:
Proof:
If Time Travel is possible, someone will stop me.
Nobody has stopped me.
Q.E.D. Time travel is impossible.
Votey:
Handwritten list on a note:
3 POSSIBILITIES:
A) Time travel is impossible
B) Future people are dicks
C) Future people are really bad at killing Hitler.
Alt text
A comic panel with a purple background. On the left, a worried-looking woman exclaims, "WHY ARE YOU MOLESTING BUNNIES?!" On the right, a man with reddish hair and round white-lensed goggles grins and replies, "FOR SCIENCE!" Below the panel is a typed mock-logical proof: "Proof: If Time Travel is possible, someone will stop me. Nobody has stopped me. Q.E.D. Time travel is impossible." Votey (aftercomic): a handwritten note reading "3 POSSIBILITIES: A) Time travel is impossible. B) Future people are dicks. C) Future people are really bad at killing Hitler." The joke: if his bad behavior would draw time travelers to stop him and none came, either time travel is impossible or future people just won't or can't intervene.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.