2010-05-22
Original: 2010-05-22 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Red-haired man (calmly): How do you know?
Woman with dark hair and a backpack (emphatically): OF COURSE GOD EXISTS! YOU'D HAVE TO BE a THINKING ASSHOLE to make this universe.
Panel 2:
God (a bearded figure with golden hair and wings, lounging on clouds, holding a yellow shield-shaped palette with downward-pointing arrows): HAHAHAHAHA! OH MAN, FIRST YEAR PHILOSOPHY STUDENTS MUST BE UNBEARABLE!
Text to the left (the students' continued argument): IT'S A UNIVERSE THAT OBEYS PHYSICAL LAWS, BUT IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO PROVE ANYTHING TRUE OBJECTIVELY!
Votey:
A blonde person: BUT HOW DO YOU KNOW?
A bearded man (pointing, sneering): FUCK YOU THAT'S HOW!
Red-haired man (calmly): How do you know?
Woman with dark hair and a backpack (emphatically): OF COURSE GOD EXISTS! YOU'D HAVE TO BE a THINKING ASSHOLE to make this universe.
Panel 2:
God (a bearded figure with golden hair and wings, lounging on clouds, holding a yellow shield-shaped palette with downward-pointing arrows): HAHAHAHAHA! OH MAN, FIRST YEAR PHILOSOPHY STUDENTS MUST BE UNBEARABLE!
Text to the left (the students' continued argument): IT'S A UNIVERSE THAT OBEYS PHYSICAL LAWS, BUT IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO PROVE ANYTHING TRUE OBJECTIVELY!
Votey:
A blonde person: BUT HOW DO YOU KNOW?
A bearded man (pointing, sneering): FUCK YOU THAT'S HOW!
Alt text
A two-panel comic. Panel 1: outdoors among trees, a red-haired man asks 'How do you know?' A dark-haired woman with a backpack replies emphatically, 'Of course God exists! You'd have to be a THINKING asshole to make this universe.' Panel 2: up in the clouds, God -- a bearded, golden-haired winged figure -- lounges laughing, holding a yellow shield-shaped object: 'HAHAHAHAHA! Oh man, first year philosophy students must be unbearable!' Floating text on the left shows the students still arguing below: 'It's a universe that obeys physical laws, but it's impossible to prove anything true objectively!' The joke: God finds first-year philosophy students hilariously insufferable. Votey: a rough black-and-white sketch. A blonde person asks 'But how do you know?' A bearded man points and sneers, 'Fuck you that's how!'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.