ohyesrobot.ordoliberal.com

2010-05-25

Original: 2010-05-25 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
A shirtless man with red hair sits up in a bedroom, smiling, with a confused expression. A lamp on a side table and framed art are visible behind him.
Man: "WHAT THE... WHERE AM... OH, HEY, AWESOME! WHO ARE YOU?"

Caption (below panel): This is the worst part of marrying a man with anterograde amnesia.

Votey:
A figure lying in bed (the man's spouse), holding what appears to be a notepad/pen, speaks with a wry expression.
Spouse: "BOOYA! FINALLY GETTING A PIECE OF THE ANTEROGRADE AMNESIA DEMOGRAPHIC!"

Alt text

Main comic (one panel): A shirtless red-haired man sits up in a dim bedroom, a lamp and framed pictures behind him. He looks pleasantly confused and says, "What the... where am... oh, hey, awesome! Who are you?" A caption below reads: "This is the worst part of marrying a man with anterograde amnesia." The joke: his condition means he forgets everything, so he greets his own spouse as a stranger every time he wakes.

Votey (single black-and-white panel): A person lying in bed, holding a pen and notepad, grins slyly and exclaims, "Booya! Finally getting a piece of the anterograde amnesia demographic!" — gloating about being attractive to someone who can never remember (and thus never compare) past partners.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.