2010-05-08
Original: 2010-05-08 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Title banner: CONFESSION TIP: USE STATISTICS.
Panel 1:
A young woman with red hair, standing between her two parents (a blonde woman on the left and a man on the right, both seen from behind in the foreground), announces excitedly.
Daughter: MOM! DAD! DID YOU KNOW THAT, IN YOUR IMMEDIATE AREA, TEEN PREGNANCY MAY BE AS HIGH AS 100 PERCENT?!
Votey:
Close-up of a balding, bespectacled father looking sad.
Father: 100% OF LOCAL FATHERS WISH YOU WERE STILL MY LITTLE GIRL.
Caption below the panel: SADDEST VOTEY EVER?
Panel 1:
A young woman with red hair, standing between her two parents (a blonde woman on the left and a man on the right, both seen from behind in the foreground), announces excitedly.
Daughter: MOM! DAD! DID YOU KNOW THAT, IN YOUR IMMEDIATE AREA, TEEN PREGNANCY MAY BE AS HIGH AS 100 PERCENT?!
Votey:
Close-up of a balding, bespectacled father looking sad.
Father: 100% OF LOCAL FATHERS WISH YOU WERE STILL MY LITTLE GIRL.
Caption below the panel: SADDEST VOTEY EVER?
Alt text
A red title banner reads "CONFESSION TIP: USE STATISTICS." In the single panel, a red-haired young woman stands between her blonde mother and her father, both shown from behind in the foreground. She announces with mock-statistical cheer: "MOM! DAD! DID YOU KNOW THAT, IN YOUR IMMEDIATE AREA, TEEN PREGNANCY MAY BE AS HIGH AS 100 PERCENT?!" The joke: she's confessing her own pregnancy by dressing it up as a local statistic, since she is the only teen in the room. The votey is a close-up of the balding, bespectacled father looking sad as he says, "100% OF LOCAL FATHERS WISH YOU WERE STILL MY LITTLE GIRL." A caption beneath reads "SADDEST VOTEY EVER?"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.